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Just peed in the woods for the first time in like 8 yeArs lol

Just peed in the woods for the first time in like 8 yeArs lol

Killin it
Is it wrong for me to order a top online, get it and realize it doesn’t fit over my boobs, so decide to give it to my sister for Christmas? I don’t think so. That’s just creative recycling, right?

Is it wrong for me to order a top online, get it and realize it doesn’t fit over my boobs, so decide to give it to my sister for Christmas? I don’t think so. That’s just creative recycling, right?

Okay. Weirdest shit ever. If you like me, but you don’t know the people I know, don’t add them on Facebook. AKA my sister. That shit is creepy. You don’t know her. Stop that shit.

Okay. Weirdest shit ever. If you like me, but you don’t know the people I know, don’t add them on Facebook. AKA my sister. That shit is creepy. You don’t know her. Stop that shit.

My breasts cannot be restrained by a sports bra!  It tries to make them smaller, but no. Also, I’m one of those girls that is distracting people with my nipples sticking all out…they never show themselves when it’s okay, only when it’s weird…

My breasts cannot be restrained by a sports bra! 

It tries to make them smaller, but no. Also, I’m one of those girls that is distracting people with my nipples sticking all out…they never show themselves when it’s okay, only when it’s weird…

Not sure if really drunk or if I really want to dry fuck the shit out of someone on the dance floor. Need to talk to Eddie or Cam. Or Drew lol

Not sure if really drunk or if I really want to dry fuck the shit out of someone on the dance floor. Need to talk to Eddie or Cam. Or Drew lol